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“Jst finished Catcher in the Rye, watta snoozer. most borring book ive evah red”
“most borring book ive evah red”
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What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)
You read 659 words per minute.
That makes you 164% faster than the national average.
If you maintained this reading speed, you could read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J.K. Rowling in 1 hour and 57 minutes.
Yeah. I know. :DYou read 869 words per minute.
That makes you 248% faster than the national average.
If you maintained this reading speed, you could read
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll in 30 minutes.
You read 1,514 words per minute. That makes you 506% faster than the national average.
If you maintained this reading speed, you could read War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy in 6 hours and 28 minutes.
You read 451 words per minute.
That makes you 80% faster than the national average.…Well, that makes me feel a little lame. :/ To be fair, my eyes are kind of tired right now…but yeah, I don’t think it gets much faster than what I just did.
Abbey, you feel lame?
I read 292 words per minute, that’s 17% higher than the national average. And people wonder why I don’t read that much.
I thought it was hilarious and then I cried.
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Let’s accomplish some social good today. The organization One Million Moms, who describe themselves as “a network of Christian mothers and grandmothers taking a stand for our children who are exploited by the entertainment industry”, have recently…
I’ve spent all week covering Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend. It was the hardest song ever and the editing took what felt like years. Check this out and Reblog so all your friends can watch too and make me really famous. Love you kids.
I really like drunk Abed, just saying
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is worshipped by the hulk
is hugging captain america ♥
shared an ice cream with captain america :3c
is actually the child of black widow GUYS GUYS GUYS I AM SECRETLY NEXT AVENGERS!JAIME SCREAMS AND FLIES AWAY INTO THE SUN
went clubbing with Loki, I could see myself doing that.
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one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
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And you, big fella, have managed to piss off every single one of ‘em.#BUT HE DOESN’T SAY ‘AND ME’ DOES HE!!! #i haven’t really discussed this since our screaming feelsfest following the midnight premiere #but he goes through everyone else #and then he adds on phil #but he’s not part of the headcount #he’s not leaving himself out of the equation entirely #’the avengers; that’s what we call ourselves’#and it could be that the line sounded awkward if he added himself at the end #but this is joss i mean #it could be a very deliberate thing #AND I THINK IT DESERVES CONSIDERATION
WOW YEAH and I think it’s definitely deliberate because he said it in the trailer, I’m pretty sure, but he didn’t say it in the final cut of the movie. And that’s…that’s definitely a thing? For all Tony’s insistence in the previous movies that he should be an Avenger, that he can be a hero, in this moment it’s like he’s swallowing all that back. Like now it’s real, but it can’t be, because he’s volatile and he doesn’t play well with others so how could he possibly be part of the team now? It’s an interesting moment, because Tony’s issues are addressed in this movie but they don’t quite get properly dealt with - Steve tells him he isn’t a hero, and he’s constantly telling himself he isn’t a hero, then he’s fighting and he suddenly has to prove that he is a hero. There isn’t much time for him to think about it, or talk about it, after a certain point - but it’s moments like this that really point to it still being there. Because of course it’s there, because his self-doubt is so internalized that it’s never not going to be there. And yet taking charge of the nuke and deciding to sacrifice himself came so easily, without even a second thought. (That’s Tony, though, ready fire aim, right? Steve is the one that reminds him it’s a one-way trip, and Jarvis is the one to suggest he calls Pepper, but Tony can’t stop to say that stuff himself, can’t acknowledge the reality, because he knows what needs to be done and knows he’s going to do it, and thinking is just going to get in the way.)
I feel like I might have had an ending to that paragraph that may have made some sort of sense at some point, but OH WELL, IT’S LATE. I think I reached my point somewhere in there.
NO STOP IM CRY
I always see it as when he says, “There’s one other person you managed to piss off” he’s talking about himself and the “his name was Phil” line was like, this is how you pissed me off
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